tell your sister to shave her snatch
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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