Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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