alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
