well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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