he thought i was a dude.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Randomize