That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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