Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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