32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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