don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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