needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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