That's when you crack a 10am beer
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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