what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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