For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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