I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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