the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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