I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she told me i tasted like america
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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