Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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