You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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