Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
It was confusing and full of hummus
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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