Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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