Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it's great music for shaving your balls
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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