i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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