i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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