Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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