How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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