She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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