do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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