you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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