I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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