Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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