I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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