I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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