Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So many bounce houses so little time
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
