You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
There's even glitter on my cock...
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