i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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