Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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