Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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