I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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