38 yer olds are good kisserssss
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
handjob tips. give me some.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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