Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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