I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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