Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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