Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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