Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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