i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
