he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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