everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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