Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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