Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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