I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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