anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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