is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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