yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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