Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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