Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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