Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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